June 2012
104 posts
gossipgran:
SAY IT AINT SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME
NANWNANAWNNANAJANANANANANAJFJFNANANFNFANANANANAAA
Whenever my parents are like get out of bed and do something I get up and smoke a cigarette and get back into bed it’s a hard knock life
wwiao:
michael jackson died in the middle of my grade 8 graduation talk about stealing my thunder
iphone420:
my first two marriages are going to be for money and my third marriage will also be for money
me: what is the point of coin dozer
roberto: stop
Does anyone else hate nick cannon as much as I do
methlabrador:
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU...
kawaiikakkoiikoneko:
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show
And then they made them go on that fucking cruise
YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL
I MEAN JESUS DISNEY CHANNEL WTH
fivemuskaqueers:
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
Looking at black ppl smoking and thinking if that isn’t a newport then my life is a lie
